Saturday, May 28, 2005

What's Your Personality Type?







Your #1 Match: ISFJ


The Nurturer
You have a strong need to belong, and you very loyal.A good listener, you excell at helping others in practical ways.In your spare time, you enjoy engaging your senses through art, cooking, and music.You find it easy to be devoted to one person, who you do special things for.
You would make a good interior designer, chef, or child psychologist.

Your #2 Match: ISTJ


The Duty Fulfiller
You are responsible, reliable, and hardworking - you get the job done.You prefer productive hobbies, like woodworking or knittings.Quiet and serious, you are well prepared for whatever life hands you.Conservative and down-to-earth, you hardly ever do anything crazy.
You would make a great business executive, accountant, or lawyer.

Your #3 Match: ISFP


The Artist
You are a gifted artist or musician (though your talents may be dormant right now).You enjoy spending your free time in nature, and you are good with animals and children.Simply put, you enjoy bueaty in all its forms and live for the simple pleasures in life.Gentle, sensitive, and compassionate - you are good at recognizing people's unspoken needs.
You would make a good veterinarian, pediatrician, or composer.

Your #4 Match: ISTP


The Mechanic
You are calm and collected, even in the most difficult of situations.A person of action and self-direction, you love being independent.To outsiders yous eem impulsive, surprising, and unpredictable.You are good at understanding how all things work, except for people.
You would make an excellent pilot, forensic pathologist, or athlete.

Your #5 Match: INFJ


The Protector
You live your life with integrity, originality, vision, and creativity.Independent and stubborn, you rarely stray from your vision - no matter what it is.You are an excellent listener, with almost infinite patience.You have complex, deep feelings, and you take great care to express them.
You would make a great photographer, alternative medicine guru, or teacher.

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Today At NSSC

Morning, Major Sunder chaired a meeting with the Processing Branch. He can be a good stand-up comedian.

After that, Mary Koh, Human Resource Executive of TAKA Jewellery called, saying that she would like to cancel the Letter of Undertaking. Kind of wasted my time, energy, effort and anxiety over getting the NSman rescheduled. Now everything has been undone.

Afternoon, I cannot help to wonder if Naveen was mocking me in front of others or just cannot be bothered to be a little more serious. Many things are in a mess and I think the SNT cases had been shredded. T_T

Evening, because I forgot to set my handphone away from the Silent mode, I did not realise that Madam Michelle had SMS me to check the status of three cases. One of them the case file was missing and his Medic Refresher Course is 26/05/2005 to 27/06/2005. After a big hassle between Madam Sundhari, Jason and Jolene of NSAD, Madam Malady(May be wrong spelling) of HQ SCE and I, it was solved when in the end I called the NSman up to inform him the impromptu decision of Approved. He said his company had cocked up the date of his outposting and that last time someone from NSSC had called him and was informed --- he would like to cancel his application. Great, no wonder I cannot find the case file. The underlying reason is that both the UAS and CRM are still open. Another classic exmple of self-created trouble.

Jason Ng's Dream Food

Judging from what Jason likes to eat in Canteen A, he will definitely hunger for this. Click on picture for the production procedure.

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Talk About Sex Education!

Sisters give birth at 12, 14, 16

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

My Family Photo

Photo taken when my sister turned one month old.

Who is my father?
Who is my step mother?
Who is my step mother's father?
Who is my grandfather?
Who is my sister?
Who is my brother?
Which two seem like a pair of unlikely brothers but are indeed brothers?

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Monday, May 16, 2005

I Am Devil Baby

You scored as Demon. Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.

Demon

100%

Faerie

83%

WereWolf

67%

Dragon

50%

Mermaid

33%

Angel

25%

What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
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Saturday, May 14, 2005

A Saturday Out

Prem and I went to City Harvest Church.

I hate rock concret.

Phil Pringle is a good stand-up comedian.

Jason, Turtle and I went to Jurong Point to talk cock after the event.

Turtle Hiding Behind Jason's Shell
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Reach For The......?
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Jason: I am more pro then Patrick!
Turtle: Live demostration of Sleeping Upright!
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Image Proper
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Wrong side?
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Foursome Art
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Friday, May 13, 2005

A Riddle

I am first in everything,
I am the centre of honesty,
and the end of all trouble.

I am not in difficulty,
I always come in time,
and am never out of money.

I am never in war,
always in peace,
I come only twice and still make three.

I never get in bad company,
I always end a dialogue,
I always finish the game.

I am always in your dreams,
And though I am silent in love,
But if I wouldn't come after u,
it wouldn't be true.

So start with me and end with me or
elsethere's
no escape.

Who am I?













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Sunday, May 08, 2005

A Nice Little Joke

"How many kamikaze missions have you flown?"

"Fourteen Sir!"

"Shouldn't it be just one?"

----Douglas Adams

An Unusual Love Commitment

Love At First Bite.

Saturday, May 07, 2005

A Night of Talking Cock, Eating Food

After work I went to Plaza Singapura with Jason to meet his friend, Kenneth I think for the spelling. We ate, then talked some cock, bought desert which they were apprently amused by my staged mistake.

I got some sort of chinese herb goodies on shreded ice, Kenneth with his strawberry ice cream with a cherry on top. Disappointed he was as the ice crease was white covered by think layer of red. Go figure.

Jason returned with his "red bean ice" in chinese. He thought saying that would net him a bowl of green bean soup but instead, a nice bowl of ice kachang. Remember, in Singapore, Hong Duo Bing is interchangeable with Ice Kachang in terms of what they represent. If you want Read Bean Soup, the secret command will be Hong Duo Tang.

I was the saddest. I could not believe the auntie's lack of wit. On the counter, there displayed two similar desert items. I asked what were their difference. She replied that one was hot and the other one was cold. I was a bit confused so I repeated my question and she, in turn, stressed her answer. I then said I would like the cold one, then she asked me which bowl out of the two I wanted. Damn, was her job to annoy customer? If you don't get the paradox, tell me. I shall enlighten you. Just treat me a desert will do.

We talked more cock, then went to arcade where the two of them wasted some S$1 coins to the hungry machines. At least they had fun feeding them.

Women Are Evil!

Here is a recount by a wife who had chemically castrated her husband because she cannot bear his sex drive.

How I shrunk my Husband's Crotch

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Friday The 29th

After work, nothing to do, followed Jason around. First went to Jurong East and met Turtle. She showed off her albums full of photos of her trip to China and Vietnam. Then came Jason Chong. Yes, there are to many Jasons around. Be unique. Jasonious is a good start. Sounds ancient and knowledgeable. We ate KFC (Kung Fu Chickens). They did hurt our poor wallets quite a bit. Turtle left soon after she had finished her consumption.

The rest of the three of us went for a quest for assorted candies at the NTUC nearby but failed. Hence we went to Jurong Point where I was pulled by the Jasons around my neck from shop to shop, looking for little stuffs and wrapping paper. After think one to two hours, Jason had gotten what he wanted, we sat at the McDonalds and yes, we did not purchase any item from the shop.

Turtle made a loosely fitting box out of note pad cardboard for the cover and the kind of cardboard box you get to see a lot at those supermarkets for the body. The task was to wrap the wrapping paper over the box. Took at least two hours I think. It turned out okey, it would be if a few design flaws were known before hand. Well, not bad for first try afterall.

I was just in time to catch the last train home.

Reached home, Prem asked me over MSN Messager why never asked him to tag along. That idea never occurred to me, may be that was because I did not think he was as nothing-better-to-do, no-where-better-to-go and bored as I am.


Picking Up Things Those Punks Dropped To The Floor......Sai Kang!
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Damn Jason Ng Taking Photos Of Me Without My Permission Again.
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Me And Jason. Go Figure.
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They Made Me Slave For Them.
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End Of My Slavery!
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Office Tips

Wasting Time At Work

26 Ways To Creep Out Your Co-Workers

Sunday, May 01, 2005

Sleepless Night

I think I can blame this on Warren Micheal. He made me stayed back to help out the printing section yesterday night. That was okey, except the accusing part. However, it was the montotonous work that really caused it. I actually kind of enjoyed doing that, and that made me hyper. Once in hyper mode, I cannot get into sleep for long. That translated into playing Lord of the Rings: Battle for the Middle-Earth till it was time when I would normally wake up. The worst part of the day was to endure the whole meeting in the afternoon the next day. I was sitting right in front of Colonel Koh and trying my best to keep awake and together with my itchy left eye, I must looked very weird indeed.