A Night of Talking Cock, Eating Food

After work I went to Plaza Singapura with Jason to meet his friend, Kenneth I think for the spelling. We ate, then talked some cock, bought desert which they were apprently amused by my staged mistake.

I got some sort of chinese herb goodies on shreded ice, Kenneth with his strawberry ice cream with a cherry on top. Disappointed he was as the ice crease was white covered by think layer of red. Go figure.

Jason returned with his "red bean ice" in chinese. He thought saying that would net him a bowl of green bean soup but instead, a nice bowl of ice kachang. Remember, in Singapore, Hong Duo Bing is interchangeable with Ice Kachang in terms of what they represent. If you want Read Bean Soup, the secret command will be Hong Duo Tang.

I was the saddest. I could not believe the auntie's lack of wit. On the counter, there displayed two similar desert items. I asked what were their difference. She replied that one was hot and the other one was cold. I was a bit confused so I repeated my question and she, in turn, stressed her answer. I then said I would like the cold one, then she asked me which bowl out of the two I wanted. Damn, was her job to annoy customer? If you don't get the paradox, tell me. I shall enlighten you. Just treat me a desert will do.

We talked more cock, then went to arcade where the two of them wasted some S$1 coins to the hungry machines. At least they had fun feeding them.