Mother-in-law =Woman Hitler
The earthquakes =That queer shake
Debit card =Bad credit
Slot machines =Cash lost in 'em
Eleven plus two =Twelve plus one
A decimal point= I'm a dot in place
Astronomer =Moon starer
Fir cones =Conifers
The eyes =They see
Payment received= Every cent paid me
Conversation =Voices rant on
The public art galleries =Large picture halls, I bet
Election results =Lies – let's recount
DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT
GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY
SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
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